Jesus is Watching You
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD
player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashloght
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked
the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as
he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell
he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined the light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the
room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say
that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed then squawked, "I'm
trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who
are you?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of
stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird answered, "Probably the same kind of people
that would name a Rotweiller 'Jesus'."
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