Skin Graft
A married couple was in a terrible accident
and the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband
that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny,
so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the
only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell noone where the skin came from, and they requested that the
doctor also honor the secret. After all, this was a very delicate
subject.
After the
surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.
She looked better than ever! All of her friends and relatives went
on and on about her youthful beauty.
One day, she was alone with her husband
and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrafice. She said, "Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is
no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing
of it. I get al the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss
you on the cheek."
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