Fire fighting jokes
Volunteer Fire Department
A fire started on some grassland
near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from a nearby town was
called to put out the fire. The fire proved to be more than the small
town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer
fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would
be of any assistance, the call was made. Five minutes later, the
volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.
They drove straight towards the fire and stopped right in the middle of
the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and franttically
started spraying water in all directions. Soon, they had snuffedout
the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable
parts. The farmer was impressd with the volunteer fire department's
work and so grateful thathis farm had been spared. The next day he
presented a check for $!000 to the volunteer fire department. A local
news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned
to do with the funds. "That should be obvious," replied the captain.
"The first thing we're gonna do is get them damn brakes fixed on that there
fire truck."
Nursery School Discussion
A nursery school teacher was delivering
a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the fromt seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation. The
children started discussing the dog's duties. One youngster said
"They use him to keep crowds back." "No," said another, "He's just for
good luck."
A third child brought the arguement
to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire
hydrant."
You might be on a Redneck
Volunteer department if...
your department has ever had two
emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
you have naked lady mud flaps on
your pumper.
your firehouse has wheels.
you've ever gotten back and found
out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.
fire training consists of everyone
standing around a fire gettin' drunk.
you've ever been toned out on an
outhouse fire.
that outhouse fire was with entrapment.
you've ever let a person's house
burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground.
your personnel vehicle has more
lights on it than your house has lights in it.
you've ever walked through a christmas
display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your
truck.
your rescue truck ca smoke the
tires.
your department's name is misspelled
on the equipment.
dispatch can't mention your name
without laughing.
the local news crew won't put your
department on TV because you embarassed them last time.
you've ever referred to a light
bar as sexy.
your defib consists of a pair of
jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.
you've ever taken a girl on a date
in a pumper.
your pumper hasbeen on fire more
times than it has been to a fire.
your pumper smokes more than the
house fire.
you've ever been arrested for indecent
exposure at a house fire.
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