1.  Did you attend the University of New Brunswick between 1992 and 1999?

2.  Does the thought of eating Beaver make you suicidal?

3.  Do you know any of the people listed below?

4.  Do you shower at least once a week, whether you need it or not?

5.  Name a band from the '70s.

If the answer to any two of these questions is "Yes", you may find the following of some limited value.

Ben Crowell - Frosh Class of ‘93.  Nicknames “Dover” and “Sparky”.  Roomed with Peter S. and Jon.  Defected to Harrison House.  Met Tracy.  Graduated ‘99.  Moved to Ottawa.  Met Tracy’s sister Shannon.  Chases electrons, working on first working transporter.  Enjoys tornadoes, long walks off piers.

Jason Frezell -  Frosh Class of ‘93.  Nickname “Fuzzy”.  Dated Liz.  Roomed with Peter S. and Peter B.  Moved off campus with Darrell.  Sleeps till 4 pm.  Still in school.  Future plans include getting gout and getting off the sauce.

Rik Surrett -  Frosh Class of ‘92.  Nickname “Killer”.  Dated several dozen women, settled on Amanda.  Roomed with Ron and Deon.  Graduated ‘97.  Recently married.  Works at Sobey’s.  Part time job as pagan idol.

Ian Mitchell -  Frosh Class of ‘89 (in Aitken).  Nickname “The Godfather”.  Proctor in the Pitt in ‘92.  Endured Ron’s drunken foolishness.  Went to law school.  Graduated ‘97.  Works in St. Stephen.  Teaches Tae Bo to street urchins.  Enjoys golf and dwarf tossing.

Peter Seely -  Frosh Class of ‘93.  Nickname “The Sphinx”.  Roomed with Fuzzy and Ben.  Smoked approx. 12,312 cigarettes.  Ran international spy ring from his internet account.  Left in ‘95, got diplomaed in computer science.  Works in Fredericton.  Enjoys being cryptic and projectile vomitting.

Peter Berrigan -  Frosh Class of ‘92.  Nickname “Waldo”.  Roomed with Fuzzy.  Ate several plants, almost died.  Graduated ‘98.  Works for father in Bridgewater.  Quasi-married to Jane, built a house together.  Hopes to someday cocoon himself and metamorphose into a beautiful butterfly.

Steve Myers -  Frosh Class of ‘92.  Nickname “Crow”.  Dabbled in various faculties, finally settled on Phys Ed then education.  Roomed with no one.  Dated several women, including Jill.  Graduated ‘99.  Collects shells and is morbidly afraid of sharks.  Is a lifeguard.  Enjoys Moncton and french women.

Shane Goguen -  Frosh Class of ‘93.  Nickname “Stash”.  Took business for 3 years, then moved into law.  Roomed with Jon and Marty.  Ran a daycare for a while.  Graduated in ‘99, articling in Saint John.  Enjoys The 3 Mile and high powered rifles.

Dummy Ron -  Created by Ben and Rik in '97.  Went on many adventures.  Was summarily dismembered and disemboweled in the fall of '97.  Dummy Ron is Dead.  Long live Dummy Ron.

Deon Cooper -  Frosh class of ‘94.  Nickname “Bitch”.  Roomed with Rik, drove each other nuts.  Dated crazy Caribean chick and married woman.  Left school started working at Radio Shack.  Now manages own store in Nova Scotia.  Dates Ruth.  Drives Jetta.

Darrell Fardy -  Frosh Class of ‘94.  Nickname “Fart”.  Briefly dated Jenn’s sister Heather, now dates Wendy.  Moved off campus with Fuzzy.  Enjoys the forest.  Hopes to someday ride a mule bareback through a golden meadow.

Marty Foreman -  Frosh Class of ‘93.  Nickname “Marty”.  Roomed with Shane.  Briefly dated Jenn’s sister Heather, now dates Colleen.  Enjoys acting erratically and drinking himself into stupors.  Drives a car filled with gasoline fumes.

Jonathan Dysart - Frosh Class of ‘93.  Only moved into Neville later.  Roomed with Shane and Ben.  Dated Bianca for a long time.  Graduated in ‘98.  Moved to Hamilton to do his Masters in Physics.  Married Marcia.  Working closely with Ben on the first ever transporter.  Enjoys sushi.

Ron Savoy -  Frosh Class of ‘92.  Roomed with Rik.  Dated Heather’s sister Jenn for a while.  Dated Lyne for a while.  Beat Ben repeatedly at Punch for Punch.  Graduated ‘98.  Moved to Saint John, then Peterborough.  Became strangely attached to his plant Warren.  Enjoys lurking in shadows.

Please Note: No photos are included in this section because I only have photos for a couple of these women. If you have any (electronic versions, obviously) send them to me and I'll add them. Merci.

Jennifer Black -  The infamous Heather’s sister, dated Ron, about to marry Darrell (not Fart)
Jill Young -  Looks like Scully, puts up with Steve.
Wendy -  Dates Darrell (Fart), has a big ass dog named Graysha
Marcia -  Married to Jon, used to date a little annoying guy in ‘92.
Lyne -  Dated Ron, recently graduated and works in Moncton
Amanda -  Married to Rik, hates Ron
Tracy & Shannon -  From the Gaspe, met Ben and then Ron in Ottawa.  Low tolerance for chocolate and chocolate products
Liz  - Dated Fuzzy, now wanders the arctic in search of penguins.  Good luck!
Jane -  Been dating Peter B. for approximately 120 years.  Enjoys dancing and harassing small children.
Jennifer Savoy -  Ron’s sister, has met many of these people.  Dates Kevin Fram from Moncton.
 
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