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How was your summer? Did you do anything exciting?
What people have had to say so far:
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Rikster - 09/02/00 08:00:34 My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/surrett My Email:[email protected] | Comments: Hmmm, played lots of paintball. Visited Ron and Ben in Campbellton. Had a blast. Had my 1 year anniversary with my lovely wife. Got full time managarial position with pay raise and benefits. Lost some weight. Saw the sun in a photograph apparently. Pretty good summer I'd say. |
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Kacophony - 08/24/00 18:36:14 | Comments: I spent the whole summer locked in a room with a dominatrix. She mentally and physically tortured me for months on end and I was forced the eat and sleep in my own bodily wastes. I was continually teased and taunted with promises of sexual pleasures tha never came to fruition...it was fucking awesome! |
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Fuzzy - 08/23/00 04:28:56 | Comments: I'm not sure if exciting begins to describe my summer. I think some better words would be insane or illegal, perhaps deathdefying while sometimes mystifying. But exciting no not exciting. |
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The Editor - 08/22/00 21:43:10 | Comments: Yes, I hibernated in the arctic from June 1st till just last week. I feel fully refreshed now! Hallelujah! |
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Gungadin - 08/22/00 17:28:28 My URL:http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/cturrell My Email:[email protected] | Comments: WOOHOO! The summer was AWESOME! I did nothing but work for the weekends...which I spent drunk at my parents cottage off the Saint John River. My liver hurts, but deep down inside, it knows it had fun too. NOTE: I had to go to the last back issue to enter my BQA, though... something is wrong with the link on the new issue.. |
Last Month's Big Question
If you could be anyone
in the world, who would you be?
| Jen - 08/15/00 20:56:08
My Email:[email protected] |
Comments:
I would be Neil Armstrong because after walking on the moon, I could just sit back, bask in the adoration, have all the sex I want, and watch the money flow in. I would also be able to play my tape of walking on the moon to my kids to teach them what all parents expect their children to achieve when they grow up. Or else. |
| The Editor - 07/10/00 02:20:41 | Comments:
Hey, if you kids want to help me out, maybe there will be some summer updates. Got any good headline ideas? Send 'em to me. You don't even have to write the story if you don't want to, headlines, funny pictures, etc. would be appreciated. I seem to be running a bit low on ideas. |
| fuzzy - 07/06/00 02:42:16
My Email:what's e-mail and when did they get the internet on computers? |
Comments:
I need my fix of the chronicle. |
| Gungadin - 07/06/00 02:15:38
My URL:http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/cturrell |
Comments:
NO SUMMER UPDATES?? BAH! |
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| Lil Pete - 06/21/00 13:20:20
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Comments:
I've had enough fun being Napoleon ... I think it's time to be Gargamel. Let me tell you, those little blue bastards wouldn't get away from me. I'd hire some crazy engineer to rig me a device from ACME that would zero in on each and every smurf from 200 y rds and stop them dead in their tracks, and there is no way in hell they would get away. And just for the hell of it, I think I would shoot Azriel. Damn annoying cat. |
| Ian - 06/18/00 20:24:42
My Email:[email protected] |
Comments:
I'd, I'd be a lumber jack Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... |
| fuzzy - 06/13/00 02:34:11 | Comments:
I changed my mind I want to be the chicken lady. No wait invisable man definitely that's who I want to be Invisable Man. Or maybe Dirk Diggler. |
| Ron Savoy - 06/12/00 21:04:29
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Comments:
I'd be Scretus the Bird Man from the old Hercules cartoons. He rocked. And I'd learn from his mistakes, I'd attack BEFORE Herc had time to put his ring on and get all powerful and stuff. Then that damn centaur Newton would be mine! Mine! |
| Jason Reath - 06/12/00 16:47:57
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Comments:
I'd be Ron Savoy, he's my hero! Or that really rich guy that gets every woman he wants... ... or a dolphin.... either way it's a win... |
| Jeff Arsenault - 06/12/00 16:18:29
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Comments:
I think I would be Napoleon. I'm short enough and French enough ... and this time I will not lose like he did ... I'll rule the world, and everyone will bow down to me ... or I'd die horribly because I don't know the first thing about warfare ... either w y, it would be a hel of a trip... |
| Gungadin - 06/12/00 12:14:41
My URL:http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/cturrell |
Comments:
Fuzzy, you just broke the 1st rule about Fight Club. |
| Fuzzy - 06/12/00 02:17:58 | Comments:
Tyler Durden, creator of fight club. |
| Gungadin - 06/07/00 13:55:18
My URL:http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/cturrell |
Comments:
I changed my mind. I never thought that Jimmy Hoffa could have been slowly eaten alive by rats. I don't want that to happen to me, so I want to be O.J. Simpson. I would see how many murders I could get away with in a year, then try to break that record. Hell, the only records I can break since I left football, where I was RESPECTED. RESPECT ME, or I might go nuts NOT stab you. |
| Gungadin - 06/07/00 13:51:25
My URL:http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca |
Comments:
Hmmm, I would have to say Jimmy Hoffa. Then I would find out what really happened to me and could leave my house, get a job, and stop contemplating things all day. THIS UNSOLVED MYSTERY HAS RUINED MY LIFE. |
| Gary Coleman - 06/06/00 01:34:42
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Comments:
Yeah, I'd like to be Shaquille O'Neal. 'Cause people respect him and shit. |
