Radio Silence

This story occurred on Waterbury WTIC 1050am radio last week.
They have a competition where they ring someone up, ask them
three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same
three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to
Bali.
 Last week the competition went like this:
 Presenter: Good Morning its XXX-AM, do you want to
play the game?

John: Yeah, sure.

Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time
you had sex?
     
John: Ohhh, dude. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this
morning. Right after I finished lifting weights.

Presenter: And how long did it go ?

John: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you
do it?

John: Ohhhh, I can't say that.

Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here
John!

John: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.

Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter).
Good one John, now is it O.K. for us to call your girlfriend?

John: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Jen, how are you ?

Jen: Hi. Good thanks.

Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got
John on the other line, say hello.

Jen: Hi John.

John: Hi Jen.

Presenter: Now Jen, we're going to ask you the same
three questions we asked John and if you give the same answers, you win
a trip for two to Bali.

John: Just tell the truth Honey.

Jen: O.K.

Presenter: Jen, when was the last time you had sex ?

Jen: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.

John: Jen, it doesn't matter. I've already told
them.

Jen: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before John
went to work.
      
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How
long did it go Jen ?
      
Jen: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... John was just
being a gentleman.

Presenter: O.K. Jen, final question. Where did you
do it?
      
Jen: Oh no I can't say that. My mom could be
listing. No way, no.

Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
     
John: Jen, I've already told them so it doesn't
matter anyway ..just tell em.
       
Jen: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the ass!


       Radio Silence

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