Newfie Moose License

NEWFIE MOOSE LICENCE
APPLICATION FER NEXT YEAR
AREA 36

Dept. of Culchur, Reckreashon & Your
Wildlife part, "calt Science Place

Sin Jon's, The Rock

OO's you ?__________________________________________
Where yer lives?______________________________________
Is ya a B'y?__________________________________________
Girl_________________________________________________
Both________________________________________________
Udder_______________________________________________
If ya's udder, what kind is ya?___________________________
Where'd ya mudder 'ave ya at?__________________________
When was dis?______________________________________

1.Do ya lives out dis way, is ya on : Pokey_____ Welfare____ Projects_____
   Too lazy to get off yer ass_____
2.Do ya Drink?___________
3.'Ow much? Lots_____ by de Gallons____ Beef Buckets full_____ till yas passes out____
4.What kind do yer drink? 'ome brew_____ do bought stuff_____anything ya get ya hands on____
5.Does ye Stagger much? ____ if yer do, when do ya do? Marning____ Evenin____
   Ya canny walk a straigh ain!____
6.Is ya a alkie. Yup____ Nope____ It's 'ard ta say b'y____
7.Does ya go ta AA? Yup___ Nope___ What de'ell's AA ____
8.Does ya smoke de wacky baccy?_________ if not 'ow come?__________
9.Is poachin' a sin?________What kind a sin.________ Fer 'oo? _____
10.'ow much moose or carboo did ya make away wit lately? One or two_____
     'af a dozen or six______ Tons____ All of 'em______
11.'Ows ya fellin'? Pretty good_____ Not bad____ Like shit_____ Wit yar 'ands_____
12.Does yer know wit sex is?_____ if ya does 'ow offen does ya get any?
     All de time____ Whenever ya kin git it_____ not too offen b'y____
13.'Ow much money does ya 'ave? I's rotten in da stuff____ A bit____ Narry got a cent____
     Non a yer bloody business_____
14.Does ya tink dat dis ting is too 'ard ta fill out? Yup___ Nope____ Ya got someone else
     ta fill it out fer ya______

ANSWER DEM QUESTIONS UNNEREAT TRU ER NOT

1.When dey runs, Bull Moose got tree legs. Tru____ Not____
2.Out dis way, nobody shoots moose whe days not spose ta. Tru____ Not____
3.Jawbones off de moose is sent ta where dems people is all starvin Tru___ Not____
4.AIDS is one dem Care Packs. Tru___ Not___
5.Ye kin shoot anything iffin ya got any kinda licence atall. Tru___ Not___

SEND DIS TA WHERE IT SAYS TA ON TOP AN MAKE SURE YA DOS BEFORE
CHRISTMAS DIS YEAR. YER DON'T 'AVE TA SEN YER MONEY NOW, WAIT
TILL YA GITS YER LICENCE.

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