Lewinsky and Kaczynsky

Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick
 Winning Contestants' Entries:
 # 1
 There once was a gal named Lewinsky
 Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 on this flute made of beef
 that stole the front page from Kaczynski.
 
 # 2
 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
 We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
 Since you look such a mess,
 use the hem of your dress
 And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
 
 # 3
 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
 what Kaczynski must surely have known:
 that an intern is better
 than a bomb in a letter
 given the choice to be blown.
 
 # 4
 There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
 Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
 When on Kenneth Starr's lap
 she confided, when trapped,
 "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
 
 (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
 ballet dancer.)
 
 
 

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