LOG ON:..................Makin' a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF:.................Don't add no more wood. MONITOR:.................Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD:................Gettin' the farwood off the truk. MEGA HERTZ:..............Win yer not keerful gettin' the farwood. FLOPPY DISK:.............Whatcha git frum tryin' ti keery too much farwood. RAM:.....................That thar thing whut splits the farwood. HARD DRIVE:..............Gettin' home in the winter time. PROMPT:..................Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. WINDOWS:.................Whut to shut when it be cold outside. SCREEN:..................Whut to shut when it be blak fly season. BYTE:....................Whut dem flys do. CHIP:....................Munchies fer watchin' TV. MICROCHIP:...............Whut's in the munchie bag. MODEM:...................Whatcha did to the hay fields. DOT MATRIX:..............Ol' Dan Matrix's wife. LAP TOP:.................Whar da kitty sleeps. KEYBOARD:................Whar ya hang da keys. SOFWARE:.................Dem plastic farks an' knifs. MOUSE:...................Whut eats the grain in the barn. MAIN FRAME:..............Whut holds up the barn ruf. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:....When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. MOUSE PAD:...............That ther hippie talk fer tha rat hole.
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