I'm here to ask As you'll soon see- Did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her in your house Did you grope Beneath her blouse I did not do that Here or there- I did not do that Anywhere I did not do that Near or Far I did not do that Starr-You-Are Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek Beneath her skirt? And did you tell The girl to lie When called upon To testify? I do not like you Starr-You-Are I think that you Have gone too far. Oh yes, but I do now recall I think I groped her in the hall and in the house and near the wall but all these things are personal And in the office I left a mess upon her pretty fluffy dress And I was wrong but I detest Starr-You-Are, you are a pest I will not answer Any more- Perhaps I will go Start a war! A war oh yes will make me free You'll all forget Miss Lewinsky The public then will shout Hooray and then they will forget the day I changed my line and told a lie and Starr you are, I hope will die. They'll say, we like this mighty man When bombs fall on Afghanistan! And Bangladesh, and Tim-buck-too And Monica Lewinsky too. And then my zipper to my chin will never let a woman in So Starr you are, can clearly bet with Hillary, I'm celibate.
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