Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanked Dolly, and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK,Your Majesty, you may go in". Dolly outraged, screams, "What in the hell was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, hygiene act, and she gets in?!!" "Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
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