Johnny comes home unexpectedly to find his big sister blowing her boyfriend on the couch. "Gee," he exclaims, "and they slap me for sucking my thumb." What comes after 69?? Mouthwash Two guys out for a walk notice a huge, black pit bull easily licking his balls. "Gee," says one, "I wish I could do that." Replies his buddy, "Yeah, tha'd be great. But don't you think maybe you should pet him a little first?" What's the difference between a Bulgarian woman and a catfish? One has whiskers and stinks. The other's a fish. A 6-year-old walks into his parents' bedroom and finds them screwing. When she asks what they're doing Daddy answers, "We're making a little brother for you." The next day a bawling daughter greets her father at the door. "Daddy," she wails, "you know that little brother you and Mommy were making? Now I won't get him, 'cuz I came home from school and found the mailman eating him!" The pubescent girl is eating a big oatmeal cookie while getting her hair styled. "Now you're getting hair on your cookie," remarks the stylist. "Yes," answered the 14-year-old, "And my titties are getting bigger too!" Why can't Polish women use vibrators? They always chip their teeth. A young minister prepares to go to bed with his bride on their wedding night. Upon entering the bedroom he sees her lying down on the bed. Ever conscious of his duties to the Lord, he exclaims, "Woman, don't you know that you should be on your knees?" Her suprised reply: "Well, OK, if that's what you want. But I always get hiccups when I do it that way." How do you know when an Italian girl is having her period? She's only wearing one sock. Out walking with his father, young Joshua spies 2 dogs fucking. "What are they doing, Daddy?" he asks. "Why, they're making a puppy," his dad replies. That night, Joshua barges into his parents' room and, finding them screwing, he asks, "what's going on." His dad replies, "remember those 2 dogs making a puppy? Well, your Mommy and I are making a baby." After thinking it over, Josh replies, "Well, would you mind rolling her over? 'Cuz, I'd much rather have a puppy." What happened to the fag with amnesia? He lost his ball bearings.
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