I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Hey, you must have been doing at least 125 mph to keep up with me! I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Bad Cop! No donut! You're not gonna check in the trunk, are you? Gee, that sure doesn't inspire confidence. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops? Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. I pay your salary! So, uh, you on the take or what? Gee, Officer. That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car in sight. That's how far ahead of me they are. What do you mean "Have I been drinking"? You're the trained specialist. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
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