Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" enquired St. Peter. "Tis I, your Lordship, President Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter. "Lemme in!" replied Clinton. "Soooo," pondered Peter. "Did you do anything bad while on Earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana-- but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I gues I had extramarital sex-- but you shouldn't hold that against me either because I didn't really have sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell." You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering. Just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
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