Absentee Letters Actually Received by School Teachers from the Parents of Their Students... �Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33. �Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. �I had to keep billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what size she ware. �Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault. �Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins. �Chris will not be in school cuz he has a acre in his side. �John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. �Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. �Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over. �My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fisacal ed. Please execute him. �Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football and was hurt in the growing part. �My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spend this weekend with the marines. �Please excuse Joyce from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced a hip. �Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. �Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat. Her brother had low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must have been something going around; her father even got hot last night. �Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diar dyrey diereah the shits. �Please excuse Blanch from jim today. She is administrating. �George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. �Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout. �Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust. �Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. �Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, because he had the fuel.
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