Zachary Disease

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite 
some time.She was becoming agitated and worried that she might 
never find amate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she 
decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, 
she came upon a Chinese doctor (sex therapist) named Dr. Chang. 
When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and 
hesaid, "Take off all your crowes and you crawl real fass away from 
meacross the froor". She crawled to the other side of the room and 
Dr.Chang said, "Now ...you crawl real fass back to me, " and she did. 
Dr. Chang. shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case 
ofZachary disease...worse case I ever see! That why you haf 
sexprobrem". The woman was completely confused and asked the 
doctor exactlywhat Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary 
Disease...thatwhen your face look ZACHARY like your ass!"

Submitted By:Tara Havens

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