Your Mama...

YOUR Mama's so FAT.........
First she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

YOUR Mama's so Fat..........
When I shaved her buttcheeks, the hair weighed 50 pounds.

YOUR Mama's so Fat..........
When I swerve to miss her in the street, I nearly run out of gas.

YOUR Mama's so Fat..........
When she falls out of bed, she falls from both sides.

YOUR Mama's so Fat.........
She's got more crack than Harlem.

YOUR Mama's so Fat.........
You could use the elastic on her underwear to go bungee 
 Jumping.

YOUR Mama's so Fat........
She has to make a Long-distance phone call to talk to herself.

YOUR Mama's so Stupid......
When you were born she saw the umbilical cord, and said "Hey it comes with
cable."

YOUR Mama's underwear is so funky...
The roaches check in but they don't check out.

YOUR Mama is so poor.......
She had to chase the garbage truck with her shopping list.

YOUR Mama is so stupid.......
That she gave your uncle a blow job because she said it would help with his
unemployment. 
   

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