The difference between men and women in one paragraph: A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies"BITCH." They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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