A Quickie

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.  All the waitresses are
gorgeous.  A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
skirt and legs that won't quit comes to his table and asks, "What would
you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame from top to bottom,
and then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.  After regaining her
composure, she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again, the man thoroughly checks her out and answers, "A quickie,
please."

This time her anger takes over!  She reaches over and slaps him across
the face, with a resounding "SMACK," and storms away.

The man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I
think it's pronounced 'quiche.'"

 

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