TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOU'RE PULLED OVER

                                          
       
       
    10. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
    
    9. Want to race to the station, Sparky?
    
    8. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb
        Hideout!
    
    7. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
    
    6. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
    
    5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20
       minutes!
    
    4. Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
    
    3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
    
    2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to
       see me?

Submitted By:Tara Havens

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