Polar Bears

   A father polar bear and a baby polar bear were walking across the ice
when the baby polar bear said to his dad "Dad, am I part panda bear?" "No",
replied his dad. "Well then, am I part brown bear?" Again his dad said no. A
short time later the baby bear asked again, "Dad, maybe I'm part koala bear?"
The father getting annoyed said, "look son, I'm a polar bear, your moms a
polar bear.   Why on earth do you keep asking for?!" "Because," the baby bear
said,"for a full fledged polar bear I'm freezing my fucking ass off!!". 

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