You Need to be in Tune

A husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed.  The passion is heating
up.  But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want
you to hold me."

The husband says, "What?".

The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a
woman.  The husband, realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and
he might as well deal with it.

The next day, tha husband takes his wife shopping at a big department
store.  He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits,
then tells his wife, "We'll take all three
of them."  He then has her go over and pick out matching shoes for all
three outfits, each pair costing $200.  The husband then strolls over to
the jewelery department and geta a pair of diamond earrings.  The wife is
so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn't care).
She goes for a tennis bracelet as well.  The husband says, "You don't even
play tennis, but okay, if you like it, then let's get it."

The wife is jumping up and down, so excited she cannot believe what is
going on.  She says, "I am ready to go, let's take all of this up to the
cash register."  The husband says , "No -no-no, honey.  We're not going to
buy all of this stuff.  Her face goes blank.

"No, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile."

Her face gets really red.  She is about to explode and then the husband
says, "You must not
be in tune with my financial needs as a man!!!:) :) :)

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