The Last 10 Things any man would EVER say 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Her tits are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody. 4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom. 3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, lets go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. 1. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask directions. The Last 10 Things any woman would EVER say: 10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Hey, catch a whiff of that one. 6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute. 5. This diamond is way too big. 4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. 3. Wow, it really is 14 inches! 2. Does this make my butt look too small? 1. I'm wrong, you must be right again. The Perfect Day According to HER 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms The Perfect Day According to HIM 10:00 Wake Up 10:02 Oral Sex 10:10 Big Breakfast 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters 1:15 Enormous lunch 3:15 Oral Sex 3:25 Play sports with the guys 4:30 Drink beer with the guys 5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer 5:40 Oral Sex 6:50 Huge dinner, more beer 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex 11:10 Sleep
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