Freudian Slip

This guy is standing in line to buy some train tickets, and the girl
 working the window has a tremendous set of jugs. He steps up and says, "Yes,
I'd like two pickets to Titsburgh...er, uh... I mean two tickets
 to Pittsburgh"... he's really embarrassed.

 Then the guy in line behind him says, "Relax,pal. We all make Freudian
 slips like that. Why, just the other day while at the breakfast
 table... I meant to say, 'Honey, please pass the sugar.' But I
 accidentally said, 'You fucking bitch... you ruined my life!"

Submitted By:Charles Miley

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