For Laughs

Number 1

Ever hear about the Mountie with Alzheimers?

He tied up his whistle and blew his horse.



Number 2

A policeman saw a blonde down on her knees under a 
streetlight.  Approaching her, he asked, "Can I help you, 
ma'am?"  She replied, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm 
looking for it."  "Did you drop it right here?"  he asked.  "No," 
she answered, "I dropped it about a block away.  But the light's 
better here."



Number 3

A policeman found a Pollack, buck naked, with a hard-on, 
standing right in the middle of town.  "What are you doing?" he 
demanded.  "Well," said Karolje, "I just turned 18, so my buddies 
took me to a whorehouse for the first time.  This whore laid down, 
spread her legs and said, 'OK, guy, go to town!' "So here I am!"

Submitted By: Ronald Ruggles

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