Stop Drinking

A man is driving down the highway doing 80 in a 55 MPH zone. A
Trooper pulls him over and proceeds to write him a ticket.  In the process of
writing the ticket, he notices several large knives in the backseat.
"What in the world are those knives for," asked the trooper. The man
said, "I am a circus performer. I juggle those knives while they
are on fire".   The trooper is intrigued. "I tell you what. If you will
juggle those knives for me, I won't write you this ticket."  The man says,
"sure," and begins to juggle the knives.  About that time an old man and his wife are 
driving past the officer and the juggler. The old man slams on the brakes and sits with a 
 terrified look on his face.  "What's wrong?" asks the wife.   The old man says,
"Man, I gotta quit drinking.  Ain't no way I can pass that test!".

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