Bad Disney Jokes 




 Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to

  Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

  Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy."

  
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  Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch?

  
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  Snow White saw Pinnochio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him,

  knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me!
Lie to me!"

  
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  Pinnochio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were having sex. Pinnochio, therefore, went to visit
Gepetto to see if he could help.  Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper
wherever indicated and Pinnochio skipped away enlighted.    A couple of weeks
later, Gepetto saw Pinnochio bouncing happily through town and asked him,
"How's the girlfriend?"

  Pinnochio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

  
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  Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and
promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball,
but only on two conditions.    "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"  "You must be home by 2 a.m.
Any later, and your diaphragm

  will turn into a pumpkin."   Cinderella agrees to be home by 2.  The
appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.  Finally, at 5
a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and very satisfied.  "Where
have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to
turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"    "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
He took care of

  everything."    "I know of no prince with that kind of power!  What was his
name?"

  "I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter, something or other.."

Submitted By: Tara Havens

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