Charlie Brown Specials

A few years ago, Charlie Brown and the "Peanuts" gang made a new friend
who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "WHY, CHARLIE
BROWN, WHY?"  Recently, MetLife has put out a series of instructional pamphlets
which feature the Peanuts gang dealing with such issues as the loss of a
loved one, writing a will, and dealing with a permanent disability.  Now
that Charlie Brown is tackling important issues, how about a few
contemporary Peanuts specials for the kids of the '90s?

1. We could learn about STDs in, "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN."

2. Chuck and the Little Red-Headed Girl find out about unwanted pregnancy
in, "IT'S BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"

3. Is Linus Gay?  Find out in, "IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE
BROWN."

4. Explore the real problems of child abuse in America in, "YOU MADE ME DO
THAT, CHARLIE BROWN!"

5. See how the Peanuts gang grapples with date rape in, "NO MEANS NO,
CHARLIE BROWN!"

6. Discover a father's forbidden love in, "IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE
BROWN."

7. Franklin speaks!!  The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in, "IMO
BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN!"

8. What goes on in the mind of a twisted serial killer?  Unlock the inner
workings of Pig Pen's mystery psyche and meet his murderous alter ego, "Mr.
Clean" in, "GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN."

9. Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing
automobiles in, "GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN."

Submitted By:Bud Man

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