The Concerned Sunday School Teacher

 * WHERE IS JESUS? * 
 A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that her students
 might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
 season emphasis on his birth.  She wanted to make sure that they understood
 that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up etc., ...
 so she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?"
 Little Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
 
 Little Mary called out and answered, "He's in my heart."
 
 Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I
 know!  He's in our bathroom!!!"  The whole class got very quiet, looked at
 the teacher, and waited for a response.  The teacher was completely at a
 loss for a few very long seconds, but she finally gathered her wits and
 asked Little Johnny how he knew this.  Little Johnny said, "Well... every
 morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells, 'Jesus
 Christ, are you still in there?!'"
 

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