Red Neck Boys

Two rednecks, Slick and Rob, were driving down the road drinking a couple
of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Slick, said  "lookey thar up ahead, Rob, it's a police
roadblock!!  We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Slick", Rob said.  "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
bottles under the seat."

"What fer?," asked Slick.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Rob.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and
each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir", said Rob. "We're on the patch."

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