A Proctology student wanted to be the best student in his class and asked for and received permission to do research in the county morgue. On his first day there, he uncovered the cadaver and was shocked to see that there was a cork stuck in the butt. Thinking this not to be a normal thing, he pulled the cork out and music starts to play... "On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again...." Freaking out he jams the cork back in place and goes running out the door and right smack into the Medical Examiner. "You've got to see this!" he yells. "Watch this!" As he pulls the cork out again..."On the road again...." The Medical Examiner is not impressed at all. "So what?" he says. "So what?" the student screams. "Isn't that the most amazing thing you ever saw?" "Are you kidding?" the Medical Examiner says...."Any asshole can sing country".
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