Final Priesthood Test

 Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to
 pass one more test:  The Celibacy Test.  The Monsignor leads them into a room,
 and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's
penis.In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. 
 She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate.
 *Ting-a-ling*

 "Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your
lack of control.
 Go take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness."
The candidate leaves.

 The dancer continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowly 
peeling off her layers of veils.  As the last veil drops:

 *Ting-a-ling*

 "Joseph, Joseph," sighs the Monsignor.  "You too are unable to
withstand your
 carnal desires.  Go take a long, cold shower and pray for
forgiveness."

 The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the
 third candidate.
  Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all of her veils, but
 the third candidate remains unmoved.

 "Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor.  
"Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest".
 Now, go and join your weaker brethen in the shower".

 *Ting-a-ling*

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