Feel Like a Golf Ball?

   Three men went to a farm house to use the phone to ring a tow truck
because their car broke down. It was dark and raining, so the farmer
said "You can stay here for the night, but you will have to sleep in
the barns."
The farmer took one man to one barn that was full of horses and said
"You can sleep in here."
He took another man to a barn full of pigs and said "You can sleep here."
He took the last man to the other barn with EIGHTTEEN (18) teenage
girls in it.  The farmer said, "You can sleep in here."
"No problems," said the man. 
When they all woke up in the morning, the men met at the shower. 
"How did you sleep?" asked the first man, "I feel and smell like a horse."
"I feel and smell like a pig," said second man. 
"I feel like a golf ball!" said the third man.

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