He Wants to be Castrated?

Fred goes to a doctor and says, �Doc, I want to be castrated.� Doc says, 
�Look, I don�t know what kind of cult you�re into or what your 
motives are, but I�m not going to do that sort of operation.� Fred:  
�Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I�m a little embarrassed 
about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here.  Will 
you do it?�
Doc says, �Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception.  I 
don�t understand it, but OK.�
  He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting 
at the bedside when Fred wakes up.
�Well, Doc, how�d it go?�  Fred asks.
�It went fine, just fine.  It�s really not too difficult of an operation.  
As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task 
and I felt a little guilty about taking that much.  So while I was 
operating I also noticed that you had never been circumsized, so 
I went ahead and did that, too, in case you wanted to keep it in 
a jar or something.  I think it�s really better for a man to be 
circumsized, and I hope you don�t mind my....�
�CIRCUMSIZED!� yells Fred.  �THAT�S the word!

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