Important Career Information

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      A pheasant was standing in a field chatting with a bull.

       I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree over
 yonder,"   sighed the pheasant, "but I haven't got the energy."

       Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
 bull.  They're packed with nutrients."

       The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
 gave him enough strength to reach the first banch of the tree.

      The next day, after eating some more, he reached the second
branch.  And so on.

       Finally, after a while there he was proudly perched at the top
 of the tree.

      Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the
farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of
 the tree.

      Moral of the story:  Bullshit might get you to the
 top, but it won't keep you there.

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