Brewers Convention

In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held.  The
 presidents of many of the world's greatest breweries were on hand, and
 many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first
 evening.

 The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of
 Miller's said, "A Miller Light, please!"

 The president of Budweiser asked for a "Bud!".

 Adolph Coors requested a "Coors."

 And so it went, around the large table, each president asking for the
 brew from his own company.  Finally, the waiter came to Arthur
 Guinness.

 "And you sir?" he queried.  "I'll have a Coke!" was Guinness's reply.

 "A Coke??!?" The waiter was shocked. "Wouldn't you rather have a
 Guinness, sir?"

 Arthur looked at the waiter, and gestured to his companions, "Well,"
 he said, "If they're not drinking beer, then neither will I!"  

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