Theme Song lyrics
| Les: | I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. |
| Stan,Kyle: | Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. |
| Les: | Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. |
| Cartman: | Ample parking day or night, people spouting,"Howdy neighbor!" |
| Les: | Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. |
| Kenny: | Click here to read what Kenny says. Read at own risk. Not intended for younger children. |
| Les: | Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine. |
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