Ryan Sprague is our friend of the month for July. Eddie graduated with Pumper from Pearson and now attends Laurier where he scares both children and cabbies alike.
Full Name: Ryan Christopher Sprague
Age/Birthdate: 21/April 6th 1978
Favorite place to get naked: Bath tub
Favorite Naked Story: Cabby story
Worst Drinking Experience: Stealing sign, fall down stairs, barf
Best Drinking Experience: Cottage, Buffalo Man
Biggest Pet Peeve about your girlfriend: Smells like fish
Biggest Pet Peeve about Pumper: Tastes like chicken
Favorite type of fan: I hate all fans
Best Pearson Memory: Anytime with Pumper
Worst University Memory so far: When Pumper fell asleep on me
Goals for next year: Make out with chicks
How do you feel about Densham: Fat ass nipple tits, stupid fat head ...
Favorite Saying: Just beat off
Favorite Frosh Activity: Beating off
Best thing about having Pumper for a roommate: Knows how to fondle areas
Worst thing about living with Pumper as a roommate: Fans, breathing
Excuse for not playing ice hockey while growing up: Had no legs
Training schedule to put yourself in game shape by next year: Protein diet
Astrological sign: Aries
Marital Status: Single, for now
Siblings: Brother mike, sister heather
Pets: Champ
Nicknames: Eddie
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Green
Height: Five eight and 1/2
Location: Burlington
School: WLU
Favorite things to do: Poo on my chest
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: Pita
Favorite Drink: Blue
Favorite Watering Hole: Cottage
Favorite movies: Corn Hole Patrol
Favorite restaurant: Tarbosh House of Currie
Do You Believe .......
love at first sight? Yes
���� luck? Yes
��� aliens? Yes
��� horoscopes? Yes
��� ghosts? Yes
��� heaven? Yes
��� hell? Yes
��� yourself? Yes
��� Pumper? Yes
Which Is Better....
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
��� Chevy or Ford? Ford
��� Nike or Adidas? Nike
��� Oranges or apples? Apples
��� One pillow or two? One
��� Deaf or blind? Nobody wins here
��� Pools or hot tubs (apply answer to next question)? Pools
��� Naked or fully clothed? Naked
��� Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
��� Righty or lefty? Right
��� Tall or short? Short
��� TV or radio? TV
��� Paper or plastic? Paper
About the opposite sex:
Hair-curly or straight? Curly
���� Does size matter? No
���� Things you hate most about 'em?
Smell like fish and rabies
���� Things you love most about 'em? Fun to touch their fun parts
What is....
��� your most prized and important possession? Sandra Barclay's nipples
��� the most embarrassing CD in your collection? Joan Osborne
��� Your favorite the thing for breakfast? scrambled eggs
What do you think of....
Abortion? I think that is why god put erasers on pencils,but it depends on situations
