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kyle aka little pumper Matter - 12/18/00 05:47:44
My Email:[email protected]
City: kyoto, japan
How Did You Find Pumperland?: pumper told me

Comments:
nice to see pumper is able to do things without me - i bet u took so long to change pumperland cause of all the tears in your eyes.. shinpai shinia - ill be back in 7 more months. pumper wa onna desu. jaa ne kyle ps can a brother make friend of the month?

Ciso the Magnificent! - 12/15/00 17:20:03
My Email:You know it!
City: Vandorf
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I live in Pumperland!

Comments:
Hey Pumps nice new additional pics. I think you focused a little too much on first year Univ. though. Put some up from 8 Columbia my good friend!!! Ciso (Your connection to love and prosperity)

Joanne Graham - 12/04/00 19:36:25
My URL:http://www.jomama.com

Comments:
hey pete, you finally updated the ol website eh! good work Glad to see you at the concert. Had a great time with some of the old gang, and definately some great tunes!! talk to ya later joanne

Mike Thompson - 11/30/00 20:34:22
City: Vancouver

Comments:
Pumper - Love the new pumperland, but why aren't I always the friend of the month

JOANNE - 10/24/00 19:42:16
My Email:[email protected]

Comments:
PETE!!! LOWEST OF THE LOW ARE COMING TO TORONTO IN NOVEMBER FOR 2 SHOWS...NOV.17 & NOV.18.....8PM AT THE WAREHOUSE!!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE AT TICKETMASTER FOR $20!! HOPE TO SEE YA THERE JOANNE

Joanne (a.ka Joey-Jo-Jo Shabadoo) - 10/17/00 18:17:49
My Email:[email protected]
City: Big Bad Burlington

Comments:
Hey Pete!! You have to update your pictures baby!! I love the old school ones of our Pearson days....Proskur at age 14!! Too cute!! Just a note to say hel-ooo!! Later Joanne

N/A - 10/12/00 14:42:46
My Email:N/A
City: Vandorf
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I asked my Proctolologist

Comments:
Hey Pumper, I was wondering why you haven't updated any pictures, your web page is beginning to really bore me. Please update a.s.a.p. or I'll be forced to boycotte Pumperland forever.

sandra - 09/13/00 01:48:15
My Email:[email protected]
City: waterloo
How Did You Find Pumperland?: magic

Comments:
Where are the pictures of Myrtle Beach? N.Y.C.? the snake? the fake White house? Get on it Pumper! P.s. email me at my hotmail address instead of the crappy school one. Thanks

Marcus Sconci - 07/07/00 03:31:49
My Email:[email protected]
City: The 'Sauga
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Hotbot

Comments:
So, what does it take to get friend of the month honours? I guess I'll just have to work my way up the ranks. Suprised not to see Lowest of the Low/Ron Hawkins propoganda.

mean Italian & Company - 04/28/00 19:10:09
My URL:http://[email protected]
My Email:[email protected]
City: Hotboxville
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Was mean to him

Comments:
Your mean antics are not very nice. I know pumper has lost many days of sleep and has stopped eating. How dare you guys mock pumper. He is a model citizen and likes wooden shoes. Pumper is his name, windwills are his game

unknown - 03/12/00 21:49:07
City: wawa

Comments:
Just wanna say that you have big pipes! Which way is the beach?

Thompson - 03/02/00 18:37:06
My Email:[email protected]
City: Waterloo

Comments:
Thompson needs the Pumper to return.

one more angry Pizan - 02/07/00 18:44:59
My URL:http://www.nottohappy.com
My Email:[email protected]
City: anti-flambouroughresisdentville

Comments:
Hello Pumper, I had a chance to check out your new years 2000 pictures. Very nice to see who supseeds me as a friend. I hope you had a wonderful time with Sandra and Eddie. At least you put things into perspective for me and the rest of the pizano crew.

Two Angry Pizans - 02/07/00 15:39:29
My Email:yousuck.com
City: Heartbrokenville

Comments:
Looks like you had a good time on New Years FAG!!!!!! Zero Friends here FAG!!!! Are you ever going to hang-out with us FAG!!!! See you later FAG!!!!!

Brian Osborne - 02/04/00 01:42:32
City: Stoney Creek
How Did You Find Pumperland?: patty

Comments:
Its nice to see one of my friends feels my picture is worthy enough for his web page.GO HABS GO!!!!!Pete you forgot to tell everyone how much of a huge *****MONTREAL*** fan you are.see ya

???? - 02/01/00 23:55:26
My Email:hhh
City: hh

Comments:
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11/17/99 18:13:10
Name: Free For Chat My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Website de Niza. Gracias por dejarme firmar su guestbook


Andrew Proskurnicki - 11/09/99 07:09:17
My Email:[email protected]
City: Biloxi Mississippi
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I know Pete

Comments:
I pet a cat backwards and it bit my hand, I need tetnis shot and a comb. I can't wait till I show the boys a video tape of the bench clearing brawl I got in down here in Mississippi. It was crazy, I am still waiting to see how many games I am suspended. What a NIGHTMARE!

Dirty Harris - 11/04/99 23:20:35
My Email:[email protected]
City: Burlington,ON
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Pat

Comments:
Who the guy with the glasses and big muscles? How come the chicken crossed the road? When didn't Pumper attend hockey?

LORI!!!!!!!! - 10/23/99 03:59:05
City: STEEL CITY
How Did You Find Pumperland?: PATTY!!!!!

Comments:
PETER, PAT & I MISS YOU LOTS!!! HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL IN SCHOOL!!! SEE YOU SOON!!!

- 10/09/99 23:12:21

Comments:
I just wanted to know who that Ciso guys, wow he is so hot he's on fire!!! from someone who is inquiring.

nhan quach - 10/04/99 02:48:56
My Email:[email protected]
City: waterloo
How Did You Find Pumperland?: through a friend

Comments:
this web site kicks ass.

Selena Glasbergen - 09/23/99 00:51:05
My Email:[email protected]
City: burlington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: followed the smell

Comments:
Your sight kicks ass, especially because you put a picture of me on it! Too bad there are no pictures of you puking in my bed, thanks for stopping by!

Sterile Darryl - 09/16/99 14:23:34
My Email:darryldh@cgocable net
City: guess
How Did You Find Pumperland?: bad choise of clicking

Comments:
What the hell is this crap??? hehehe Colt 45's...ppfffttt!!!

Erin - 09/04/99 01:56:31
My Email:[email protected]
City: st.catharine's
How Did You Find Pumperland?: big mike (who was looking for gay porn)

Comments:
I sure do like nipples. I only wish pumper had more nipples for me to look at on this page. Sometimes when I'm all alone I think of nipples and touch all types of pink parts. They make me feel warm and squishy. Pumper I wish I could see your nipples r ght now. I heard they are really hard and no bigger then a quater. That really gets me going.

coffee girl - 09/02/99 02:16:16
City: kitchener
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I'd rather not say

Comments:
Have you forgiven me yet? I think the lead singer of Blue Rodeo has...can't wait to hang out at your new digs-conviniently located right behind AOV!!!

Thompson - 07/01/99 16:19:40
My Email:[email protected]
City: St. Kitts

Comments:
As the inagrual friend of the month I would like to welcome all those who follow my lead and challange them to attempt to live up to the high standards that I have set. This will be a difficult task for some (mostly Eddy)but as long as you try hard and h ve fun we are all winners.

suds - 07/01/99 00:54:29
My URL:http://Can I be your friend
My Email:[email protected]
City: The Shwa

Comments:
Pumper, Suds loves your webpage. Who is that good looking guy dressed as #17 Hanson Brother in the Halloween pictures. Suds has a two week shut down at GM starting on Saturday July 3. You guys should get together for some beers. Maybe a trip up to the oat!

Lynda D. Kooy - 06/14/99 01:18:34
My Email:[email protected]
City: Hamilton
How Did You Find Pumperland?: through Pumper

Comments:
Pumper, you are the best!

- 06/01/99 17:37:02

Comments:
Pumper is the meanest friend ever for giving uncle Ciso a deadline to become friend of the month. Friends don't give friends deadlines. Pumper has proven to be marginal when it comes to the understanding of a true friendship!!!

C/O Pumperland Staff - 04/19/99 16:15:48
My URL:http://Ciso is Worthy!!
My Email:N/A
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Through my pet Woodpecker!

Comments:
I would just like to let it be known that there has been an overwhelmingly demand to have Ciso nominated as Friend of the Month. I recently just spoke with Ciso and he feels that he has well earned this title throughout the last two years. I have also c nducted weekly polls on the worthy recipients to become Friend of the Month. The results have consistently stood in favour to that of Ciso. Ciso has stressed that the Pumperland staff should feel no obligation to do anything based on these very valid re ults. However, he did express some emotion that he would love to become Friend of the Month.

Kate - 04/14/99 04:17:42
My Email:[email protected]
City: Waterloo
How Did You Find Pumperland?: it is tattooed on pete's ass

Comments:
Pete, how do I nominate people for Friend of the Month? I think I know a certain fat bastard in computers at Fleming who would fit the bill. Uh oh, I think I just started another jerk-head/sissy fight.

Dominique - 04/02/99 21:40:22
My Email:[email protected]
City: Wawa
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Isn't it obvious!!!

Comments:
WOW!! Friend of the month guy! You are so hot!! I mean, I look at all these nude males on the net and none of them have a HEAD as big as yours! That Amanda Lake chic is obviously one lucky lady!! By the way, I speak in tongues...want a lesson?

Jay Pandolfo - 04/02/99 21:36:12
My Email:[email protected]
City: Kensington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I am dating the sister of the friend of the month!

Comments:
First of all, I think there should be a recount for the friend of the month. I am sure there has been some sort of mistake! Secondly, I feel the Pumperland site needs way mor exposure. Perhaps listing the site at various porn sites such as the www.sublimedirectory.com or www.persiankitty.com would increase the site's traffic. Finally, the friend of the month's sister was not entirely interested in finding out that her bro has done some skinny dipping. Overall, the site is super (can't wait for the hockey stats!) and the friend of the month guy is a pretty decent guy.

Mike's woman - 03/24/99 02:39:57
My Email:mike'spsychofiance@he'smine.com
City: lustville
How Did You Find Pumperland?: from my fiance who I am going to marry. His name is Mike Thompson. We are going to marry and make lots of babies!!!

Comments:
Micheal, I can't believe you put that you are single! What were all those romantic moments that we spent together. I thouhgt I was the only woman you urinated on the phone with. I question our whole relationship now. You have broken my heart. FIND A AY TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER or I'll go to big mamma T! I didn't want to resort to that but, you have left me no other choice. P.S. Pumper, I think your web page is the best. I'll have to ditch Mike and get it on with you, baby!

Unknown - 03/23/99 20:46:49
My Email:Unknown
City: Unknown
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Unknown

Comments:
On behalf of eveyone in the world, we would like to nominate Jason Ciciretto to be the new Friend of the Month member. After extensive research findings we conclude that Jason has more than proven his right to be the new friend of the month. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this matter just ask anyone they will notify you of Jason's worthiness. Please take the above message very seriously.

Juanita Bonita!!! - 03/23/99 03:09:24
City: Windsor
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Saw the address in the back of a porn magazine called "Hard Up"

Comments:
Pumper what a great name. Where did you get it? "Pump-her"? You big stud!!!!! I have a boner to pick with your friend of the month. He says that he is a single man. Well ladies, he is 100% taken. Mikey, no breaky in bed for you for a while, if you know what I mean!!!

Hawn - 03/20/99 00:57:35
My Email:[email protected]
City: Waterloo
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Through theguys with the biggest dink at Laurier!

Comments:
Hey You Losers, to bad I'm not coming to the party hope you guys have lots of fun! Thanks for showing me you "pumperland" it's was very nice!

Hawn - 03/20/99 00:54:50
My Email:[email protected]

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the walrus - 03/14/99 17:48:31
My Email:[email protected]

Comments:
Brother walrus wants to be the friend of week, please!!

amanda - 03/09/99 21:23:10
City: kitchener
How Did You Find Pumperland?: your dumbass roomate

Comments:
you live with the scariest people alive...I'm afraid for you and your life. by the way, you probably shouldn't have gay porn on your walls when you have guests coming over...unless they're into that sort of thing

Phil McCracken - 03/08/99 02:29:10
My Email:[email protected]
City: PumperVille
How Did You Find Pumperland?: On a search for Gay Porn

Comments:
I met pumper on a gay chat line one night. He's the biggest liar though, theres no nude photos of him and his room mates going at it. What a disappointment. Oh well, back to masturbating to gay porn!

Ania Lisowska - 02/26/99 17:56:04
My Email:[email protected]
City: Hamilton
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Patrick Hulst!!!!!

Comments:
Hi pumper! We love you! We miss you! By the way, you really should play hockey this weekend. Really really really. Liz is very sleepy. You don't know her, but she has big boobs. (She's not even offended by that!) Ania says hi. (This is PH, by the way.) Even though she doesn't know you. But she thinks you are cute. S'later!

Dave Brown - 02/08/99 14:59:28
My Email:[email protected]
City: Peterborough
How Did You Find Pumperland?: From a friend

Comments:
I find your site especially intersting and I wish there were more nudey pictures for me to look at. I also agree that your site should include more pictures of your family especially your sisters. I hate you and your stupid email jokes.

Sandra Barclay - 01/29/99 18:33:36
My Email:[email protected]
City: G-town
How Did You Find Pumperland?: magic

Comments:
Nice pictures!! you don't have anymore pics of my b-friends ass? come on it needs the recognition!!

Dennis Woods - 01/27/99 18:23:54
My Email:[email protected]
City: Waterloo
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Scrumptuous

Comments:
Pumper, Less Donny, More Dude...

Adrienne Briggs - 01/25/99 04:59:32
My Email:[email protected]
City: Burlington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Peter

Comments:
I agree with Melanie we could never get enough of little pumper!

Jeff Hammill - 01/18/99 20:36:13
My Email:[email protected]
City: Burlington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Melaanie Adams

Comments:
Hi Pete, love your page shit head, I will e-mail bomb you.

Melanie Adams - 01/18/99 20:28:19
My Email:[email protected]

Comments:
Peter why don't you include pictures of your hot little brother. I'm sure those would be much more popular than Sprague's hairy belly.

Jamie Brignell - 01/12/99 20:17:02
My Email:[email protected]
City: Windsor
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Mike's ass

Comments:
Peter Pumper went to town, riding on his Mikey, He pulled his thingy out of his pants, and said "Your bum I likey!"

The Walrus - 01/06/99 03:04:29
My Email:[email protected]
City: Baffins Island
How Did You Find Pumperland?: computer

Comments:
You Better watch out!! You are being stocked by the Walrus. Watch your back Pumper or you will fall victim to the WALRUS!!!

Ryan Sprague - 01/06/99 00:55:25
My URL:http://www.sexonthefarm.com/~spragueswithchamp
My Email:[email protected]
City: Burlington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I was looking for those pumps to enlarge my penis and I happened across pumperland. Assuming that it was a large penis pump warehouse, I followed the link, much to my chagrin, I found this.

Comments:
Nice to see that Sally Hugetits and Andrew Proskurnicki have been here before me. Maybe, by e-mailing Andrew I can get advice on where to find a peter-pumper. Until then, I'll never be able to satisfy Champ's yearnings.

Sally Hugetits - 01/02/99 23:05:42
My Email:[email protected]
City: Chattleonia
How Did You Find Pumperland?: My boob broke my bra and hit the keyboard. Next thing I knew I was at Pumperland.

Comments:
Pumper's dink tastes like AIDS.

Mr. Poo Licker - 12/29/98 01:32:29
My Email:[email protected]
City: Pooopia
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I found it in a poo sandwhich

Comments:
One day I was walking along my street and I fell over. When I looked up I saw a big piece of poo. Fortunately my good friend Pumper helped me up and for that I am eternally gratefull. Thanks Pumper.

andrew proskurnicki - 12/26/98 20:40:31
My Email:[email protected]
City: burlington,Sarnia
How Did You Find Pumperland?: I had a dream. the next day I searched the net.

Comments:
Peter I looked up Dutch on the internet and I got to your web page. You and the dutch are inseprabable. I hate windmills and cookies and clogs. And the dutch volleyball team and soccer team.

Dr. Stupid - 12/19/98 04:17:03
My Email:[email protected]
City: The backdoor
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Bending Over

Comments:
It looks great upside down. Keep IT up

dr. diareaha - 12/16/98 18:48:46
My Email:[email protected]
City: browneverywhereville
How Did You Find Pumperland?: i pooed on my computer, it then shorted out and i ended up here.

Comments:
can somebody show me how to stop shitting on my computer, it would help me a lot. if nobody is willing to do that I would like to ask for everybody's help in organizing the first annual used condom drive. together we can make a childs christmas extra spec al

Mike Hunt - 12/16/98 18:46:04
My Email:[email protected]
City: Dildoia
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Sat on my keyboard during love making

Comments:
I like to eat other people's shit and urine. One time I got a cold for a piece of shit I ate.

large orfus - 12/16/98 18:40:58
My Email:[email protected]
City: large city
How Did You Find Pumperland?: eating chips

Comments:
when i found that this website did not offer me free chips i was disapointed. i began to play with my 10lbs labia. when i was finished with my labia i chopped off my 20lbs clitoris and threw it at my husband, bruno

Ross Natch - 12/16/98 18:38:51
My Email:[email protected]
City: Cuntville
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Diddled my way here

Comments:
i like dogs!

rectum dancer - 12/16/98 18:36:49
My Email:[email protected],
City: crabville
How Did You Find Pumperland?: found in puddle of mud

Comments:
when i was a little boy i use to use tartar sauce. when i got more mature we use to put little boys in shopping carts and strip them down naked and touch their pink parts. it sure was facinating. i eat monkey jizz

Mr. Rough Dink - 12/16/98 18:34:08
My Email:[email protected]
City: Bumfuck Idaho
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Jerking Off

Comments:
I will masterbate for money $$$$$$

captain schlong dong - 12/16/98 18:31:56
My Email:[email protected]
City: semenville
How Did You Find Pumperland?: found it in my bum

Comments:
i like to bleed on people

The Anal Invader - 12/16/98 18:30:18
My Email:[email protected]
City: San Fransico
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Eatin a Dink

Comments:
My Bum is sore and tender

dj homefuk - 12/16/98 18:28:33
My Email:[email protected]
City: death valley, cal
How Did You Find Pumperland?: looking for naked dinosaurs

Comments:
i pee in buckets and sell them to doctors for lubiricants

eddie - 12/16/98 17:20:49
My Email:[email protected]
City: burlington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: looking for europorn

Comments:
i got awfully swollen looking at the young mans bum. i have scabs on my weeny.

Mike - 12/16/98 17:18:36
My Email:[email protected]
City: St. Catharines
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Pumper showed me

Comments:
Pumper is a gay fat bastard.

Vicki Ritson - 12/16/98 04:26:50
My Email:[email protected]
City: Windsor
How Did You Find Pumperland?: not easily!!!!

Comments:
Hey Pumper, Looks great!

Kyle - 12/13/98 21:49:16
My URL: http://listen.to/tragicallyhip
My Email: [email protected]
City: Burlington
How Did You Find Pumperland?: Helped Build It

Comments:
I'm Liking the updates, keep up the good work



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