don't know why he is doing this
i never saw a "no park" sign
well, i've been ethical and straight
and i've always played by rules

where's life's police station?
how long will this towing go?
what all will they fine me for?
hey, why's this happening to me?

its a penal code i don't know a word of
nor do i get a judge or a jury
now my life, the "criminal", is behind bars
i still don't know what my crime was