NA YOU BIKO!!!
This was the first senior girl I had ever had a crush on. She was dark skinned with beautiful red lips, quiet, and she looked very cool and pretty. But unfortunately, girlfriend did not notice me for even a fraction of a second. I had to make do with imagining her smiles at me and nice words like "be my school daughter" and "you can fetch my bathing water everyday". I know some of your are wondering �School daughter? You're female and you had a �crush� on her?� Yes, I�m female and so was she but still I had a crush on her. Now let me define the word crush, at least in the context in which I use it. I liked her. I didn�t fantasize about her sexually. Nope. But y'all know what I mean. I wished she would be my school mother or at least my friend. But it never came to pass so that crush slowly died a painful death. But actually I'm digressing.
Senior Vivian was one of those seniors you had to like. She was like the baby of her house with much older siblings and she really acted the part very well. She was a bit plump, light skinned with dimples on both cheeks. She wore a jheri curl- very fashionable then. But we all know that it looked natural� nappy� like a mop� until you applied curl activator.
Senior Vivian used to bring out the activator on special occasions like social nights or when other schools came to visit. That was the time all manner of things used to show up, the shortest skirts, hottest daywear�s, tons of make-up� With up to a hundred people having one color of lipstick on. Brand new sandals and shoes and perfumes that used to be at the bottom of the box immediately surfaced. But anyways, I digress again.
Senior Vivian used to suckle on her thumb while sleeping giving the biggest of all impressions about her maturity. Also girlfriend had an inordinate love for milk, sugar, milo and the likes so after worming her way into getting a post as the house captain of our dorm, she decided to use the opportunity to the best of her advantage. The punishment for almost everything was "bring me half a packet of sugar" or "bring me a cup of milk".
One time, I fought with a girl and broke some windows and she punished us by asking us to bring half a packet of sugar. So basically, if you had the provisions you were cool with her. But the thing was because she was so jovial and friendly, you found it hard to be angry with her and so, sister took us down. I have to give her some real props though. This girl was smooth. I�m sure everyone knows at least one person like her. Now, when I think about it I�m like �Man, that girl used our heads, sa!� It�s amazing how someone can be smiling at you and killing you at the same time and you just keep thinking they�re the bomb, anyways.
She sapped and sapped us until she could sap no more even to the extent of going to open our lockers yet we still loved her. But Senior Vivian, I have to say this to you wherever you are- BIG UPS TO YOU GIRL!!! Sister had some serious game. She sapped us to death STILL we loved her.
Last I heard, she did not get into school for about six years and some of our mates were her seniors in University of Abuja.
Hmmm� Senior Vivian, Na you biko!
