Student Will

I Michael Kadish, being of a somewhat crazy, as he should be saying everything here, before having to pay after the words, "Bequeath the Following," mind, an aching body, do hereby bequeath the following:

To anybody who is scanning this, looking for their name in vain, I give you my sympathy empathy, and a link, that says we no you deserved a line here.

To anybody who thought I was a little screwy or strange, I leave you any evidence at your leisure and request.

To all the teachers, I leave my apologies.

To Jeffery Caffee I leave a copy of Soilent Green.

To Butch, I leave a giant TI85 that will be stuck to his forehead.

To Eric Kow, I bequeath a chance for the world to really see what he can o.

To Sharona, I leave, duhh, silver.

To P.J. O'Conner I leave a supply of Prozac

To Jack Sharpe I leave the ability to make decisions on your own.

To the computers in Phanstiel's room, I leave the peace and tranquility of a Doomless life.

To Sam Tannen I leave the abilityy to see through to the problem.

To Erin Mertin I leave luck in the Olympics.

To the people who do the morning news, I leave my voice speed.

To Ike and Bert, I leave improved cars: a pinto and Yugo respectively.

And to the Drama department, The Bad Guy leaves an olive branch.