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Michael Kadish
Jonathon Maton will become the fifth Microsoft billionaire, when a mysterious Prof. Valley Virus cripples Windows programs world wide.
Scorned by Richard, Heather Harper will join a convent. Here she will manage to annoy everybody, yet even He will bend over backwards to do her favors.
Eric Kow, after becoming a successful computer programmer, will snap in his middle ages, screaming loudly at the sight of dots.
Jason Hunter will list appearing as a musician/extra in the Thirty-seventh Star Trek movie as his crowning achievement.
Chad Matheny will become a popular alternative musical artist, until in an interview, his jokes are misinterpretted as "blatant Nazism"
Bert Green, after helping to devise a brilliant method to let the public own, and commute by plane, will still be driving a beat-up mustang.
During his Nobel Prize acceptance speech, Neil Burbure will give special thanks to his HP.
Mathew Safer will win an Emmy for his TV show "Coal Train." Every week he will combine his love of geography with interpretive dancing, until his nose is broken interpretting a three toed sloth.
Michael Barrett will be a popular president of his company until in a speech to collectors he tells them that his company is like an Ed Wood movie, long, boring, cheap, and interesting only to massachists.
Eric Eisenhour will, even in his late fifties, be dating freshmen an flagging their friends.
Brandon Bailes will become a famous entertainer, but impersonations off him will have caraciturized his scared stutters and giggles to magnanimous extremes.