Cameras

My family has not had good luck with cameras. I went to camp last year, took pictures of everything, only to find out there was a leak in the camera.

In school, for the robotics club, I was the photographer. My parents thought the whole thing was hilarious. For a different reason every time, the rolls came back blank.

My brother did a science fair on cameras. He tried to prove that the world was round by using a camera. The idea was that a picture would be taken at night, focused at the stars, but the shutter would remain open for a few hours, thus when the picture is developed, the movement of the stars are shown, which shows the rotation of the earth.

Fine. He repeats the experiment for a couple nights, just to make sure it will work, All the pictures come back, and sure enough, they're all white. He keep trying it, same result every time. We cannot get one photo to come out.

So, for his backboard, he had to come up with some sort of conclusions.

1) Our cameras don't work right. Or,
2) Wal Mart can't develop film. Or,
3) The world may in fact be flat.

Then I came to Israel. I got brand new camera. I attended a beautiful wedding, as per described earlier. I took some very artistic shots of everybody I had ever met in my life, got shots from all sides of the Chupa, etc.

There was no film in the camera.

Get me outa here!!!

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Michael Kadish
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Anybody who has ever misquoted Neil Armstrong, who actually said, "That's one small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind."

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