"Look at how people are portrayed in comic strips. The women are indecisive whiners, nagging shrews, and bimbos! And the men are no better. They're befuddled morons, heavy drinkers, gluttons, and lazy goof-offs! Everyone is incompetent, unappreciated, and successful! What kind of insidious social programming is this?! No wonder the world is such a mess! I demand politically correct, morally uplifting role models in the funnies!"
"Yes, we all know how funny good role models are."
"And look, all the kids are obnoxious brats!"
