Intro:
Hi.  My name is Stereo Mike...

Yeah we got 3 tickets to the Bran Van concert... I think it's Monday night at the the Pacific Palisades
You can all dial in, uhh... if you want to answer a couple of questions...
Namely, what is  Todd's favourite cheese...
Give us a ring-ding-ding
It's a beautiful day...
Hey Todd, this is Liquid... ring-a-ding-a-dingin'...
I want those 3 Bran Van tickets, man... whadya think?
Todd... (high voice:  just fly Vic, fly... low voice:  yeah, and mighty thirsty alright)

1st Verse:
I woke up this mornin' again with the sun in my eyes
When Mike came over with a script surprise:  A mafioso story with a twist
A "To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch
'Get yo' ass outta bed', I said.  'I'll explain it on the way'.

But we did nothing.  Absolutely nothin' that day

Chorus:
And I say 'What the hell am I doin' drinkin' in L.A. at 26?'
I got the fever for the flavour, the payback will be later
Still I need a fix
2nd Verse:
And the girls on the bus kept laughin' at us
The road on '10' down to Venice again
Blarin' out the g-funks sippin' on juice and gin
Just me and a friend
Feelin' kinda groovy, workin' on a movie
(Yeah right!)

But we did nothin'.  Absolutely buttkiss that day
And I say 'What the hell am I doin' drinkin' in L.A. at 26?'

(with my mind on my money and my money on mind) - Damn! Damn!
I know that life is for the taking so I better wise up and take it quick
(yeah, one more time, at Trader Vic's)

Well some men there wanted to hurt us
And other men, said we want out with the fuss
You could see them all bitchin' by the bar about the fine line between the rich and the poor
Then Mike turned to me and said, 'Whatcha think we got done, son?'

We found a conclusion, and I guess that's something
So I ask you 'what the hell am I doin' drinkin' in L.A. at 26?'
I got the fever for the nectar, the payback will be later
Still I need a fix
(C'mon in Monday and maybe we'll fix it all up)

L.A.... L.A... L.A... L.A...
(chorus)
L.A...  L.A...  L.A...