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Zee vurk ooff H. Sebesteeun Menret cun nefer be-a cumpleted. Bork bork bork! Zeere-a ere-a su muny spuuns und tuu leettle-a teeme-a tu cullect zeem ell.
Here-a ve-a see-a H. Sebesteeun Menret et Cunnes vhere-a he-a eccepted zee "Leeberece-a Preeze-a" fur zee must innufeteefe-a noo mooseoom. Elthuoogh it ves a cluse-a cumpeteeshun, H. Sebesteeun Menret vun zee ununeemuoos deceesiun ooff zee joodges. Um gesh dee bork, bork! He-a cun oonly hupe-a thet ixpusoore-a thruoogh ifents leeke-a thees oone-a veell breeng noo funs ooff zee spuun tu zee mooseoom.
Ve-a cun oonly gooess et vhet spuun H. Sebesteeun Menret veell uncufer in zee next cheesy tuoorseety shup. Becoose-a zee spuun is recugneezed eruoond zee vurld, H. Sebesteeun Menret pluns tu gu oon a vurld tuoor veet hees cullecshun. He-a veell teke-a hees spuuns tu zee mejur gellereees: zee Mooseoom ooff Mudern Ert, zee Tete-a Gellery, zee Luoofre-a, und zee Uffffeezi. Ifee thuoogh hees spuuns vun't be-a oon ixheebishun, he-a veell teke-a zeem zee spuuns oon tuoors thruoogh zee gellereees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! "Et leest I cun tell zeem thet ve-a mede-a it tu zee Luoofre-a," seys H. Sebesteeun Menret.
H. Sebesteeun Menret hupes tu reeese-a evereness ebuoot spuuns und zeeur felooe-a but in ert und uteelity. Bork bork bork! Oonly zeen, veell zee poobleec be-a eble-a tu eppreceeete-a zee fooll cumplexeety ooff zee spuun. Bork bork bork!
Frum zee impresseefe-a teblespuun tu zee deeenty teespuun, H. Sebesteeun Menret lufes zeem ell.
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