H. Sebesteeun Menret
H. Sebesteeun Menret is oone-a ooff Cunede's leedeeng cullecturs ooff spuuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Hees cullecshun spuns ifery cunteenent, ifery cuoontry, und ifery cheep tuooreest shup.
Seee here-a mekeeng zee interneshunel seegn ooff spuun cullecturs, H. Sebesteeun Menret hes spreed peece-a und understundeeng eruoond zee vurld thruoogh hees spuuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Effter cumpleteeng pust-gredooete-a vurk in zee heestury ooff spuuns, Mr. Doo de hur de hur de hur. Menret deceeded tu epply hees telents tu vurk in zee erea ooff tuooreesm. He-a sev a demund fur peuple-a vhu vunted tu cullect spuuns boot joost deedn't feel leeke-a getteeng oooot ooff zee huoose-a. Thoos, he-a begun hees qooest tu gezeer spuuns fur cullecturs vhu joost dun't vunt tu trefel.
Effter seferel qooests fur spuuns, Mr. Doo de hur de hur de hur. Menret leerned thet peuple-a vunted tu feend spuuns fur zeemselfes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey fuoond it tuu evkverd oor imberresseeng tu gu intu tecky suoofenur shups und booy a peele-a ooff zeem. Mureufer, it ves tuu deefffficoolt fur sume-a peuple-a tu feend cullecteble-a spuuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vhere-a ere-a zee guud shups und zee rerest spuuns? H. Sebesteeun Menret knoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
It is zee feesiun ooff H. Sebesteeun thet elloos heem tu booeeld hees spuun cullecteeng und trefel impure-a oone-a spuun et a teeme-a.
Mr. Doo de hur de hur de hur. Menret coorrently reseedes in Heed-Smeshed-In-Booffffelu-Joomp, Elberta.
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