Read A Joke
Some of these are contributed by my nine year old sister, Alex. This can only partially explain the humor :)
Alex's favorite joke:
A mushroom walks into a restaraunt and asks, "Can i
have some food?"
The waiter says, "No, you cannot have any food....you
are a mushroom!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
My favorite joke:
A woman goes to her doctor because she's feeling ill. The
doctor says, "Lady, you have two months to live."
The woman says, "Why,
that's impossible! I want a second opinion!"
"Okay....you're ugly too!"
Okay, here's a bad joke from Ben O'Kelly, a boy I work with:Q: Why didn't the lion eat the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny!
ha. get it....clowns are funny, so they taste funny...funny....ha. :)
All right, maybe I should retitle this page "katie's not so funny jokes." I'll look into it :)
Okay, these may actually be funny :)
Here are a bunch of really bad analogies...they make me laugh :)
50 funny things to do on the first day of class
40 tips for gooder english
Takes you back to Katie's home
e-mail me! I really do want advice. Is the blinking too much?
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