Lyrics: Rastapopoulos
                            Music: Rastapopoulos

                  I was walking down the street
                  I was a stranger in the town
                  My boots they shone like
                  The strings of my guitar

                  I was running out of brew
                  And I stepped into a bar
                  I ordered a double whisky and said:
                  Lets play some guitar

                          Ooh play that sleeze
                          Ooh play that sleeze guitar

                  A man came in through the door
                  Ran up to the bar and he said
                  I hate that sleeze and I
                  Wanna shot your guitar

                  Well I shot my whisky
                  And stared back into his eyes
                  He showed no fear though
                  I showed my pick

                      Beware, don't mess with the man
                      With the sleeze guitar in his hand, because
                      His sleezeguitar got more speed than your shotgun
                      Beware now, don't mess with the man
                      With the sleeze guitar in his hand, because
                      His sleezeguitar got more speed than your shotgun

                  We went out in the street
                  Stood face to face, well I
                  I put a fag in my mouth
                  And lit it with slow peace

                  He spat on the ground
                  He thought he was cool, but
                  I saw him right through
                  He drew his gun, I drew my guitar

                      Beware...

                  I picked up the slide
                  And I caressed the strings
                  I strangled him with tunes
                  And chocked him with majors

                  His face turned blue
                  Like the table in our room
                  His tongue turned yellow
                  Like the sofa in our room

                      Beware...